ERKU
❝ As the signs manifest, so do I read them. From the sky; from the birds; from the dance; from the animals; from portents. All such things did conspire to bring you here, to bring life back to the world of Erku. ❞
Canon Updates, World Updates |
First of all, we're instating a Canon Updates mechanic: Characters will find themselves drawn to the ocean, and they will disappear beneath the waves. They will find themselves sucked into a strange rift before they awaken back home. They will lose consciousness and wake up coming out of the water like a new arrival. There is no limit to the number of IC days they can stay "home" for their update, but realize that an extended absence from the game may require a hiatus to fulfill AC requirements. Animals:
Locations:
N A V I G A T I O N |
Locations, Animals, Death |
Per Augur rewards, the Locations Page has been considerably expanded this month! 🤖 There is a convenience/corner store, a tailor shop, and a forge that sells trashy fantasy-world clothing. 🤖 The most recent addition is Flashbang, a greasy diner. Don't try the fish special. It advertises free food on Topless Tuesdays. 🤖 We are now Untitled Goose Island. 🤖 There's something not quite right. The robots can be heard mumbling "like, nyah?" on occasion, and a few of them will ask characters questions about what cats are like. 🤖 The FAQ has been updated to reflect new rules for death. N A V I G A T I O N |
HUMANSEXERCISE |
![]() H̴u̶m̷a̴n̷s̷,̸ ̴e̵x̷e̷r̸c̴i̶s̶e̵!̴ ̸H̴u̵m̴a̴n̵ ̶s̴e̶x̸e̸r̷c̷i̵s̴e̵!̸ ̶W̶e̷ ̷h̷a̸v̸e̶ ̶r̶e̴s̸t̷o̷r̸e̶d̶ ̴a̵ ̶p̷l̶a̷c̶e̴ ̵o̴f̴ ̴b̵o̸d̸y̵ ̸w̵o̷r̸s̷h̵i̵p̸!̶ The gymnasium/rec center has been restored! Some of it is beautiful, with elaborate light fixtures and complex machinery. But not everything is as it should be. Where one would lift weights, only 5 lb. barbells are available. Where a luxurious pool table stands, the cues are large violin bows. And did we mention the room with Sybians (nsfw)? Dildos of all colors, shapes and sizes are mounted on about half of the machinery. Some are positioned well for vaginal insertion, others for anal insertion. There are sanitary wipes in every room, at least. P̷l̶e̷a̴s̸e̴ ̵e̶n̴j̵o̴y̵ ̷y̷o̷u̸r̵ ̸r̴e̶c̶r̴e̵a̴t̶i̵o̸n̷.̷ |
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR |
Is there a rumbly in your tumbly, Ercookies? Fear not! Thanks to Vidar, every Thursday, the hospital will dole out fancier rations - comfort foods from all across characters' worlds that they are unable to find elsewhere. Thanks to Cloud, there is a meat processing facility operated by your robot friends... ...and monsters to be hunted! A bestiary is forthcoming, but feel free to assume monsters from your respective worlds have begun to surface for the time being. Is that too violent? Thanks to McGillis, the Library is starting to get a stock of paperback books in, novelties that characters can see being beamed in and carried out of the hospital. Right now, the books continue the media chips' trend of being bodice-rippers and the like, but you can check them out at will. There is a gym/rec center being restored, to be completed on 7/10, as well. N A V I G A T I O N |