PLOTTING 004: FOWL-WEATHER FRIENDS

[erkumods]

PLOTTING 004: FOWL-WEATHER FRIENDS

I. Honk If You're... Celebrate, for the Augur is back online and almost certainly fully operational! Have you heard the glorious early-morning honks of the latest avian arrivals to the Island? If not, you will, because the new island geese appear to be propagating rapidly, growing bold enough in their increasing numbers to invade the city proper. The geese are clever and aggressive when provoked, and moreover? They seem to take a special pleasure in tormenting any being who treats them unkindly, snapping at rear ends and stealing away food and belongings while their targets’ backs are turned. Stolen items may be delivered to unsuspecting bystanders, or worse - thrown into the pond. On the other hand, Islanders whom the geese perceive as pleasant and kind to their brethren might find themselves gifted with mystery treasures (which all look suspiciously used). The good news? The geese are tamable and smart enough to be taught fun tricks! Failing that, they are also very delicious when roasted. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● II. [ cat ears intensify ] Those who still have their ears and tails will find themselves beset with new urges. Bestial impulses grow by the day and become impossible to ignore. Some may find themselves overpowered by the urge to find a mate: someone to bite and claim, or someone to be claimed by. Others may give in to the instincts of a predator, becoming territorial or violent. There are even some who may feel domestic, preferring to groom themselves and others, and to strut their pedigreed selves. Emotions are strong and powerful in those who still have their feline influence, but all of that influence will fade away after the first orgasm of the full moon, no Auspiciousness necessary. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● III. Voting Gauntlet: Cats VS Birds Between happy kittens and angry geese, one couldn’t be blamed for failing to notice when the mysterious fog that lingers over much of the unexplored interior of the island recedes a little further to reveal lushly forested mountains that seem to call out to be climbed. The friendly robots share that they have recently recovered data regarding the many medicinal herbs and fruits available for harvest on those peaks, but warn to stay away from the pockets of fog that linger in the valleys lest curious residents risk losing their memories again. If prompted further, especially considerate ‘bots may also think to warn of the monsters that tend to glitch in from their guests’ homeworlds. (The more optimistic robots, however, are holding out hope that this bug has been repaired. It hasn’t.) What the robots don’t yet know is that the introduction of bird species back unto Erku has also sparked the return of native fauna: namely, the harpies. The harpies conceal their nests deep within the mountains, and guard them fiercely. Human-sized but with supernatural strength, harpies will attack ferociously with both their fierce talons and their deafening shrieks if their territory is disturbed, and their shouts may render an Islander completely immobile where they stand. The effects last for hours, long enough for the creatures to escape - but if one is lucky enough to be found or accompanied by an Islander who is immune, a kiss on the lips will break the spell! Strangely enough, the harpies seem to be completely terrified of Islanders who still have their feline features, perhaps because the harpy scream seems to have no effect on cat people at all. In fact, even fake kitty ears will be enough to spook harpies on sight. Once the robots uncover this research and make it available to the public at the library, costume cat ears and tails (and collars?) can easily be found for sale for just a few credits at the convenience store or the hospital gift shop. Explore Harpy Hills safely! ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

Comments

Kotetsu T. Kaburagi | Laurent Thierry

[tigerbeat]

Yo I'm May!

Kotetsu - Kotetsu is built to be chased by geese. So he's going to get bit on the ass by a goose. And it's going to steal his cellphone because he hasn't done anything on his card yet and he has more or less nothing else. Bye, Kaede, hopefully someone nice gets it!

Kotetsu, by some miracle, does not have ears but he will play with ears. And he does have heat/breeding and bites/bruises sooo...

He's not super interested in the forest but he IS super interested in protecting people, so I am more than happy to offer him off as a bodyguard of sorts... or he might just go take a page out of Sky High's book and scout around making sure people are okay. Maybe stuffing some fruit in his pocket. He's just as likely to help someone immobilized as he is likely to be immobilized. This is his luck.

Laurent - Laurent will be nice to the geese. He has no beef with geese. He might decide to make friends with one just for the sake of having a lil companion.

Actual man ho Laurent Thierry will happily help anyone that needs some ear removal without hesitation. He has breeding/in heat, fighting and leashes/collars! So, yknow, pick your poison.

Laurent is keeping the Fuck out of the forest. Please bring him some nice fruits, please, he will probably give someone a quick 'reward' for their generosity. He is taking the nature of this place and RUNNING with it.

[mettle]

barnaby can have a little nibble right.... a little nom

[tigerbeat]

I mean, how else will people know he's Barnaby's partner if he doesn't have a nice bite mark on him?

[mettle]

ah... ok forget little this is going to require a lot of biting. he's going to make it as obvious as a giant glowing neon sign, "my old man" >8(

[tigerbeat]

He is going to whine like a little kid about it after.

But I am very down for this.

[mettle]

lmao god i can hear him now and barnaby just going "i made a grave mistake". but kotetsu he is so sorry he'll go into the mountains to get you medicine for your ouchies ;;

[tigerbeat]

Just ULTIMATE pouting mode. Just the full sulk.

Please don't get hurt in the mountains, bunny, he will feel Terrible.

[mcvillain]

Hilarious idea: Kotetsu somehow manages to still get lost and not find the gym, only to show back up just in time to see McGillis trying to punch harpies. Or geese. It does not go well. And by does not go well I mean it's really fucking funny and Benny Hill plays in the background as the boys roll around like idiots.

[tigerbeat]

absolute MADNESS

I'm in.

[mcvillain]

we're doin it mang, we're makin it happen

PS. He's still going to hit on ojisan and I'm not sorry about it.

[tigerbeat]

I very much love that he keeps hitting on him because Kotetsu does Not know what to do about it.

[navigating]

may let's smush our blonds together in all their horniness. i literally have zero plans on how to make this event-relevant i just think it should happen. ig abel isn't going into the forest himself but he is trying to collect some Fruit and Vegetal so i mean he'll share?? theres that

[tigerbeat]

Pleeeease we have to. Laurent will absolutely do sexual favors for some nice fresh produce. He doesn't con people who aren't awful and also rich so he's all for sex as alternative means for survival. It's up his alley!

[navigating]

abel is only awfuL HORNY eeEYOOO. no but like if we wanna Fill Squares hmu cause we can have options

[frenchkiss]

These are horny levels smashing together yet to be seen, be assured. And they can totally fill squares.

[schwarzen]

hunting and foraging man can offer him stuff from the forest, no reward necessary (rewards would be politely declined)

fair exchange of squares, however...............

[tigerbeat]

How generous of him.

He will happy offer an exchange of squares... it's mutually beneficial!