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APP THIS / ENABLE ME, PLEASE!

APP THIS/ENABLE ME, PLEASE!

Are there canonmates you want to see? Do you just need a little push before you'll consider apping someone?

Do you just want to board the hype train somewhere?

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N A V I G A T I O N

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Name: Laura
Character: John Silver
Canon: Black Sails
Misc: you know, like long john silver? that one. local man never wanted to be a pirate and then got the opposite of everything he wanted every time.

probably in fun n capable of smiling deceit master flavor if i go thru with it but super depresso Long flavor also a possibility bc i already uploaded the dang icons

Character: blanket with legs ie Hypnos
Canon: Hades
Misc: elia is bullying me about this one. are we not all playing hades... the floaty one that sleeps when you leave him alone and only knows how to make endless bullet journal lists and somehow charm all the angry tsunderes in hell by being Just Okay at his job. voice like a squeak toy. very good advice-giver.

exCUSE you, i am not--jk, i am. anyway, bring than's bro... i want nothing more than them sharing an apartment and occasionally, like, blowing up said apartment because they have no idea how shit works

than can never bang in his own home because hypnos is there cockblocking 😔 sorry bro

than brings someone home one (1) time and hypnos breaks out a charcuterie borad... ft, like, velveeta cheese and some thinly sliced slim jims. with a nyquil chaser

STOP JNJFFDN mbmbam i had charcuterie today clip playing in the bg

you know that tiktok of the guy trying to stab a hotdog in boiling water with a plastic fork, that is the cooking level we're working with

borad... why didn't you call out that amazing typo

but PLEASE, nyx bros apartment living is just (inadvertently) reenacting as many mbmbam clips as possible... and tiktoks, too, ig, do these fools even know how to cook? what's safe to eat? hypnos tries a la croix and than poofs to his side as he dies

i am very kind and generous and also i didn't notice tbh

and stop x2...... now he's just going to drink la croix every time he wants to hang out with than. it's like texting but faster

HYPNOS!! stop drinking the spicy water, what would mother nyx say

"spicy water" smh

mom would say be nice to him probably :/

i really did google pomegranate la croix, just because, and i found these instead... look, i'm just sayin: app him and let's make this real

ok but which one of them is gonna wear the la croix shorts

hypnos, until hypnos fucks up their laundry and these shorts are all than has to wear

hypnos puts his very red outfit in the laundry once and that is the end of all their clothes

what if their chore chart features a 5 star overall rating system... every day than looks hypnos in the eye before knocking hypnos down 0.1 pt for something

what the fuck sir, hypnos made that chart himself, he gets an automatic 5 just for that

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sorry I couldn’t help it

Edited (.... this joke doesn’t work if the image is broken have a link instead?) 2020-10-17 13:39 (UTC)

it's what he deserves... when will the robots spread this rumor!!

I am very fond of Black Sails and I think John would be a great addition here. :D

I don't exactly have castmates to throw at him but I just think he'd work well ^^

he might have fun!! for varying degrees of fun, for silver, you know...heh

Joooooohn. Oh man, he was obviously one of my favorite chars. What's not to love?

the looks! the smooth talking! the depression spiral! that's our mr. silver!!!

I mean, who doesn't love a scruffy looking, sassy bastard with a ton of PTSD and person issues, who can come up with crazy plans that work?

And I'm saying that as a totally unbiased person.

you know, i've never actually seen guardians of the galaxy, but i've absorbed just enough to deeply consider Long Peter Quill now...... keep a close eye on ur legs peter

HAH, they do have some similar traits. Imagine all the mayhem they could cause together? Not sure if the world is ready.

i want you to know, and this is very important, that in one of garrett's past games Silver had meaningful cr with a dog

she was confused about his leg and he said "i lost it, i wish i knew where i left it." her breed is hyper-intelligent so she sort of (????) understood, and spent the rest of her time bringing him legs. chair legs, table legs, mannequin legs, the occasional leg from wild game.

this is the kind of high quality RP that i can offer if u app him

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