APP THIS / ENABLE ME, PLEASE!

[erkumods]

APP THIS/ENABLE ME, PLEASE!

Are there canonmates you want to see? Do you just need a little push before you'll consider apping someone? Do you just want to board the hype train somewhere? <b>Name:</b> <b>Character:</b> <b>Canon:</b> <b>Misc:</b> ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

Comments

[takeroot]

STOP JNJFFDN mbmbam i had charcuterie today clip playing in the bg

you know that tiktok of the guy trying to stab a hotdog in boiling water with a plastic fork, that is the cooking level we're working with

[expiry]

borad... why didn't you call out that amazing typo

but PLEASE, nyx bros apartment living is just (inadvertently) reenacting as many mbmbam clips as possible... and tiktoks, too, ig, do these fools even know how to cook? what's safe to eat? hypnos tries a la croix and than poofs to his side as he dies

[takeroot]

i am very kind and generous and also i didn't notice tbh

and stop x2...... now he's just going to drink la croix every time he wants to hang out with than. it's like texting but faster

[expiry]

HYPNOS!! stop drinking the spicy water, what would mother nyx say

[takeroot]

"spicy water" smh

mom would say be nice to him probably :/

[expiry]

i really did google pomegranate la croix, just because, and i found these instead... look, i'm just sayin: app him and let's make this real

[takeroot]

ok but which one of them is gonna wear the la croix shorts

[expiry]

hypnos, until hypnos fucks up their laundry and these shorts are all than has to wear

[takeroot]

hypnos puts his very red outfit in the laundry once and that is the end of all their clothes

[expiry]

what if their chore chart features a 5 star overall rating system... every day than looks hypnos in the eye before knocking hypnos down 0.1 pt for something

[takeroot]

what the fuck sir, hypnos made that chart himself, he gets an automatic 5 just for that

[expiry]

[takeroot]

🔫🐝🔫🐝🔫🐝🔫🐝