APP THIS / ENABLE ME, PLEASE!

[erkumods]

APP THIS/ENABLE ME, PLEASE!

Are there canonmates you want to see? Do you just need a little push before you'll consider apping someone? Do you just want to board the hype train somewhere? <b>Name:</b> <b>Character:</b> <b>Canon:</b> <b>Misc:</b> ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

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enable me

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Name: elia
Character: thanatos, aka death incarnate
Canon: hades
Misc: that's right, folks... if his name and/or his stupid scythe didn't make things obvious enough, thanatos here is the literal god of death! coolio! he handles the more peaceful side of things, but even then, he's a busy, busy cog in the machine that is the underworld™. in the game, he's referred to as a part of, like, the underworld's upper management, and that tracks? he takes his job incredibly seriously, even if he is willing to put both it and himself at risk for his rebellious bf (best friend? boyfriend? you pick). he's dry! he's straight to the point! he's wary of others' foolishness!

but as his aforementioned bf told him, he desperately needs to cut loose every once in a while. death needs to learn to live a little! and really, what better place to learn than this?? plus he's not so bad, once you push past his prickly-ish exterior... he's drawn to the livelier types, and once you've won his affection, there's little he won't do for you. death is a bit of a tsundere, apparently... who knew...

[takeroot]

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

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i still say he and connie would get along so well

and by that i mean connie would 100% exasperate him, but connie is so lively he'd be drawn to him, anyway

[takeroot]

connie is no longer afraid of dying bc death is just a fuckin nerd who glares at rivers :/ smh

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don't lie... it's because death is jacked and connie is way into it. thanatos, take him away

[takeroot]

just one titty out is a Choice but he might be looking respectfully, what of it

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sir, do u have a permit for that

[takeroot]

to look???? does he need a signed permission slip???

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yes, actually... don't forge that signature, either

how long until connie convinces than to try topless tuesdays at the diner

[takeroot]

it's tuesday three days in a row suddenly, how weird! island magic!

[expiry]

this sounds very suspicious!!!! and yet

[takeroot]

would this face lie to you mr. death sir

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yes

where's that hypnos emp comment, ma'am

[libeccio]

DEATH! HE'S COMING!

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GA DONG

can constance make him a test subject... it's for science, idk, he can't say no. or when will bruno wish a cool bar into existence so than can be the dour bartender

[libeccio]

*ominous chime music*

Yes. To both.

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aia... i have one happy-ish icon for him, but ty, you get me

[underworldprince]

bong

Death approaches.

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death is inescapable

than and zag on sex island like this tbh

Re: enable me

[badluckblues]

my character, a lifetime goth: fucking sick

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ah, goth solidarity. 👊😔 can you point him in the direction of the best black nail polish, please... he has an image to maintain, but he craves that one-coat coverage

[mcvillain]

Dear Thanta,

All I want for Christmas is to control the die. I promise I will make the world a better place and not just purge everything and everyone and give you a thousand headaches along the way. Also you're really hot and we should bang, those tits are choice and I am all about the man meat.

Literally no love because canon said I couldn't feel it,

McGillis "Not a Villain" Fareed

please app this dude, they're both intimately tied with death and the CR would be amazing

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dear mcgillis "definitely a villain" fareed,

no. but maybe yes wrt the bang, even if reading "man meat" with my own two eyes already gave me a headache.

thanatos

but lfmkdfh i will definitely see what i can do... please teach him how to relax? teach death to ride a chocobo.

[mcvillain]

DEAR THANTA, PLEASE RIDE MY BIG THROBBING COCK

...it's a dumb golden chicken and you're going to fall off of it. Sorry in advance.

[expiry]

is this how mortals conduct themselves these days?? back in than's day--

and god... nothing would please me more than death falling flat on his ass because a giant chicken said "FUCK death" and bucked him right off