APP THIS / ENABLE ME, PLEASE!

[erkumods]

APP THIS/ENABLE ME, PLEASE!

Are there canonmates you want to see? Do you just need a little push before you'll consider apping someone? Do you just want to board the hype train somewhere? <b>Name:</b> <b>Character:</b> <b>Canon:</b> <b>Misc:</b> ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

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Re: app this please

[idratherbeasleep]

He doesn't understand why Felix, who is clearly sleep-deprived, is not happy to be given a guide as to which aphrodisiacs are mellowing. Or why Felix lives with his housemates when they clearly drive him insane. Just move.

(Linhardt has his own place so that he can tear open the walls and steal lightbulbs and shit. Mad scientist lair.)

Re: app this please

[lancesalot]

Felix only wishes he had the irons to be as straightforward as Lin tbh LOL. Pragmatics unite.

Re: app this please

[idratherbeasleep]

So what you do is, if Dimitri bothers you, just tell him not to and yell at him for being inconsiderate.

(Linhardt, why are you the way you are?)

Re: app this please

[lancesalot]

Felix taking notes like this legitimately hasnt occurred to him

Re: app this please

[idratherbeasleep]

Oh my God, Linhardt is the last person you should take 'how to interact with authority figures' lessons from.

"Just tell them whatever they're doing is far less important than what you're doing, you've thought of all their arguments and they're all stupid, and then go back to sleep."

Re: app this please

[lancesalot]

lin:

Re: app this please

[idratherbeasleep]

Correct. Come over to the not giving a fuck side, Felix! You can spend all day playing with swords!

Re: app this please

[lancesalot]

I sense an incoming friendship

Re: app this please

[idratherbeasleep]

Oh, don't be friends with Linhardt.

Then he'll want to know if Dimitri's stamina is greater in all aspects of life, so if you ever end up in bed with him, can you note the effect of your Crests, please?

Re: app this please

[lancesalot]

OH NO LIN NO PLEASE DONT GET MURDERED

Re: app this please

[idratherbeasleep]

Murdering him would violate the truce, and you're all too honor-bound for that. Now if Hubert were here...

Re: app this please

[lancesalot]

[Felix hollering into the abyss]

[backstreetbard]

[idratherbeasleep]

Linhardt raises his hand: Important clarification question? Was the strategy bad?

[backstreetbard]

it's entirely possible.

[idratherbeasleep]

Then who cares how Dimitri felt about it?

[lancesalot]

Fe like FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

[idratherbeasleep]

He does. Look, if something is stupid he's going to tell you, your ego be damned.

[lancesalot]

Felix loves this until it is turned on him

Re: app this please

[idratherbeasleep]

No, don't holler into Abyss. I'm trying to read all the heresy books down here. :(

Re: app this please

[lancesalot]

WHEEZE

Re: app this please

[idratherbeasleep]

You know first thing this madlad did in CF was convince Caspar that lugging up books from Abyss into the real library counted as training.

Re: app this please

[lancesalot]

you know that dumb little himbo totally did it too :(

Re: app this please

[idratherbeasleep]

Look, his muscles and Linhardt's brain combine to form one almost fully functioning adult and that's better than most Fodlan pairs.

Re: app this please

[lancesalot]

VALID THO