🤖 CR MEME 001 🤖

[erkumods]

CR MEME 001

It's time for a CR Meme! Leave a comment with what you desire and comment around to fulfill the wishes of others. <b>Name:</b> <b>Character:</b> <b>Canon:</b> <b>A5 Card:</b> <b>Offering CR:</b> <b>Looking For:</b> <b>Misc:</b> ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

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Mint | Cloud Strife

[noncertus]

Name: Mint
Character: Cloud Strife
Canon: Final Fantasy 7
A5 Card: info/permissions | a5 | kinks (wip)
Offering CR: Reticent mercenary with a bad attitude is actually shy, awkward, psychologically damaged. Be his friend and he will kill for you (for the right price). Be his enemy and he'll disguise himself as a woman to invade your base and threaten to cut 'em off.

"backwater expert", not completely useless outdoors

big sword and the knowledge of how to swing it

magic! can entrust his materia to others, ever wanted to throw a fireball?

including Cure so first aid too ig

I hear we're getting chocobos, let the FFs show you how to care for them!

hard to get. A5 so far relies on setting-unique pushes in that direction

Looking For:

physically weaker characters who need a stronger character for whatever!

friends he can be bad at expressing how much he cares, be awkward at

found fam or other soft cr

rivals, he seems to attract inappropriately horny dialogue in fights

emotionally unattached a5 partners

jk let's get emotionally attached and suffer

speaking of, hurt him ✨

18+ only for smut, Cloud is 21. OTA on everything else.

Misc:

Re: Mint | Cloud Strife

[automatized]

I wanna round of my FF boys and collect them, pls let's go

Re: Mint | Cloud Strife

[noncertus]

Always up for expanding Cloud's acquaintances! Anything here in particular catch your interest?

[automatized]

i'm on a mission wrt the A5 ... do you wanna hit endurance and scratch that off both our cards?

[noncertus]

Yeah, that sounds good! Cloud's been checking his off when aphro or another scenario forces the issue, I just want to make sure that won't be a problem.

[automatized]

oh no ive been doing the same. poor planning has just lead me to the results u see in that card.

do you want it to be set this event, or would you rather wait for the next one? :Ua

[noncertus]

His event dance card is pretty full, with there being plant life out there now we still have excuses for "oh no, sex pollen" or aphro-dosed food or whatever, we can time it for whenever we want!

[badluckblues]

impractically large sword friends

[noncertus]

✅ impractically large swords
✅ significant baggage
✅ bad luck (worse in Qrow's case)
✅ sprawling, ridiculous canon

Sounds great, let's do this. You've also been a lot of fun in chat. Thank you very much for reaching out!

[mcvillain]

Yo, I heard you like chocobos...

...that's it, that's all I've got. But I'm definitely here for the rival/A5 partner bit, McGillis is a top tier antagonist. Sorry, Sephiroth, you've been replaced.

[noncertus]

And mcvillain seduces the whole FF cast bringing our beloved birds to this game.

Rival/A5 partner, smh you're coming for my whole ass in this CR meme, bless. Those are some big anime AF shoes to fill, but also our Sephiroth is (mint's actual fave version) Softer Crisis Core Sephiroth before he gets crazy and murderous, so Cloud's antagonist is a blank spot, fair warning I am so canonblind but that won't stop me! I will ask a thousand dumbass questions.

[mcvillain]

McGillis will be posting about the chocobos, so I'm sure that'll even get Cloud "Whatever" Strife crawling out of the woodwork. I also might inquire with the mods about the possibility of a stable but that might require more than just completed threads, so we'll see.

[noncertus]

You're right, that would! That's great though, looking forward to it!

[ludicrous]

i can offer you lelouch! he's a physically weaker character, so he'll need help with anything too physically taxing. but he'd be very interested in learning about cloud's magic! alternatively: teach him about chocobos.

[noncertus]

That's great! It sounds like we have a lot of interest in the chocobos so maybe a mingle is in our future when more of those get rounded up in character. Materia lessons if he starts getting more of the useful ones, maybe spread the Cure wealth.

[ludicrous]

he'd teach him how to use materia too??? that's so much haha, but cool, definitely keep me posted if you do make a mingle!

[noncertus]

More like Cloud might - in the future - offer it to others who are going out and doing dangerous stuff. It's not 100% reliable for serious injuries so First Aid is probably a lot more universally useful.

[ludicrous]

i think lelouch would be more interested in the magic mumbo-jumbo behind cloud's materia (including cure) rather than the actual effects since he's covered in the first aid department, but good to know! thanks for the clarification.

[allumer]

the chocobo swarm of 2020 gonna be like this

[noncertus]

look at all those chocobos

[allumer]

this better mean prompto and cloud can become chocobo breeders and become the loving parents of a hundred thousand chocobo chicks

[noncertus]

soft gen content for DAYS

[allumer]

that's how sex games work right

right???

Re: Mint | Cloud Strife

[leatherdaddy]

10/10 would rim again

Re: Mint | Cloud Strife

[noncertus]

oh my god