🤖 CR MEME 001 🤖

[erkumods]

CR MEME 001

It's time for a CR Meme! Leave a comment with what you desire and comment around to fulfill the wishes of others. <b>Name:</b> <b>Character:</b> <b>Canon:</b> <b>A5 Card:</b> <b>Offering CR:</b> <b>Looking For:</b> <b>Misc:</b> ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

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al / geralt of rivia

[decoctions]

Name: al
Character: geralt of rivia
Canon: the witcher
A5 Card: here. endurance, bites/bruises, scratching, and fighting are already in progress. happy to mix and match from your card, or play something completely different! general kinks list over here.
Offering CR: jaded sarcastic mutant/career monster hunter says he doesn't have emotions but is lying, just has intimacy issues. likes his horse more than anyone. closest friendships always happen by accident. gets hottest for people who can and will bully him (esp. sorceresses and non-humans). is a huge slut, so sex-based cr is not difficult to achieve. also here to help non-survival people live out here in the wild. scouting, tracking, mapping, building shelters, fighting robots--anything and everything! says he's not interested in training people in swordplay, but would definitely fall into it with the right student(s)/if the opportunity presents itself. may unwittingly end up dading younger characters.
still very much open to tags on my event post/june catchall.
Looking For: anyone willing to tolerate him being a grouchy old man, friends with benefits, sparring partners, a peppy to his grumpy, more people to have complex feelings about, someone to do his hair, someone to cuddle. also! other parents? does anyone else here have a kid??
Misc:

[earps]

uh HELLO YES to parent bonding cause this one is very much a Secret Mom back home

but also mmmmaybe eventual hooking up and desperately pretending they don't want cuddling while actually wanting it?

[decoctions]

ahhh Secret Mom!! hi, i love this. geralt has no issues talking about his kid so maybe once he shares she will be inclined to.

this is also perfect, yes please!! the hooking up will not be a problem, the cuddling is the real issue lmao

[earps]

she'll get there at some point? maybe? although her story is more the kid she sent away to protect them when they were a literal newborn

they can both be in denial about it together while ~having fun~

[decoctions]

no worries, this is all good for the purposes of parent bonding!!

this sounds like a perfect plan

[sharpestsword]

Julieta appreciates his beard very much.

[decoctions]

it's a good beard, right? like sometimes it gets a little out of hand but he really does his best

[sharpestsword]

It reminds her of her dad. She might just follow him. here have an orphan.

[decoctions]

well, welcome to being reluctantly dad-ed!!

[sharpestsword]

Always good to have a strong ally.

[wineaunt]

Issues getting legit close to people? Hair-doing? CUDDLING? I can offer all of this in a silver-haired actor package. And also I've been dying to learn about his canon so I guess if you've got some room, sign me up! I see some definite A5 overlap if that's of interest, but this guy is a normie who needs someone to help him not DIE and is generally just an excellent person to have around! And he's used to grumpy people. And soothing them.

[decoctions]

these silver-haired gold-eyed people should stick together, so why not?? also geralt's best friend is a bard so like...he could definitely tolerate an actor, especially if azuma's good with grumps. happy to do something with any overlapping a5 squares, and geralt could definitely be useful in helping him not die

[mcvillain]

Hi I'm here for the cuddling. McGillis has excellent cuddling credentials, so he's perfect for the role.

...also here for the bullying. McGillis is perfect for that too.

[decoctions]

this checks out. proceed

but also, mcgillis is the sole exception to this, because geralt is absolutely going to bully him

[mcvillain]

Oh, uh. Oh no? Don't? Please?

Please do, he absolutely deserves it.

Re: al / geralt of rivia

[leatherdaddy]

camping/survivalist bros? I mean so long as things are rough right now but honestly, even in civilized society, gladio likes to camp! AND BULLY.

[decoctions]

i'm so down for them to hang out and do wilderness survival things all the time!! and yes good bully him gladio

[leatherdaddy]

full disclosure tho, I hope said bullying and survivalist things result in bang because I am a thirsty player

[decoctions]

oh, they absolutely will. because i also thirst and tbh it's just unavoidable with geralt

[leatherdaddy]

in that case, let them take turns banging each other in thin, poorly insulated tents for maximum embarrassment from their neighbors

[badluckblues]

qrow happens to have many kids:



none of them are his ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[decoctions]

YES dads who aren't dads unite

[costumechanger]

Zoe here has already met Eskel, so it could be fun to have her run into Geralt, too. Her personality could definitely be described as peppy and she has magical powers, so that could work as a connection point. She's 17, though, so probably more suitable for possibly being dad-ed than bingo card stuff.

[decoctions]

congrats zoe, geralt is your dad now

[costumechanger]

Cool. :^) How would Geralt like to meet his new daughter? I didn't get around to making an event log for her but she was flying around and ripping up plants and beating up robots during the event.