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event 001: welcome to the jungle
| WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE |
Fear not. All is as foretold. Error. Biological rejuvenation process initiated. Error. Illegal system protocol. Kernel not found. Fear not. All is as foretold. Strange messages appear this afternoon, with AUGUR as the sender.  Now, and since the welcome banquet, the island's robots have pulled out all the stops to encourage their guests to get off to a good start. Since then though, they've seemed sluggish. Good news for those avoiding the enforcers, but bad news for those making use of the already-limited machinery. True to their word, the fabricators have been constructing the furnishings as promised, but the pace has been truly glacial. Far more unnerving is that the rate of food production has been equally slowed. It seems using all their power for a single big party might not have been such a good idea at all, though the robots continue to claim that all is going as foretold. When things seem to be getting bleakest, there's a change in the weather.  For the first time since arriving, the constantly overcast grey darkens further and the sky unleashes a torrential rain. The still-standing buildings provide adequate shelter and fortunately there's only minimal localized flooding in the lowest places, but the water pooling is far too muddied with what must have been centuries of dust to be of any real use to anyone. It rains for an entire day and an entire night. Then the skies clear, and the first rays of light show signs of something that hasn't existed here at all until now -- plant life. Rapidly growing plant life. In fact, it's growing so rapidly that it seems to overwhelm some of the buildings. With this sudden outgrowth come a number of new problems as never-before-seen fruits and flowers prove as unpredictable as this world's climate: It's a love dart! Some plants shoot darts at characters who come too close, dosing them with enough aphrodisiac to make them little more than zombies driven by lust. Orgasm clears the mind. But some fruit is bitter Is that passionfruit? It inspires feelings of jealousy and clinginess, bordering on yandere tendencies. No amount of contact can stop it. The effects wear off on their own within 24 hours. Audrey II What've you got all those tendrils for? Why, tying up unsuspecting adventurers, of course! Get your consentacles on, get a grope in, or convince your lover to try some natural shibari.  Sensual succulents There's even a mysterious fruit that generates some sweet feel-good motion-lotion. Feel free to invent others, too! Error. Unauthorized biological contaminants detected. Decontamination protocol initiated Meanwhile, the robots can be seen in a state of confusion. While a small number attempt to maintain and cultivate the growth, the majority have switched to a more combative mode. Many can be seen fighting off plant growth with implements ranging from laser-cutters to full on chemical flamethrowers. More alarmingly, they’ve stopped distinguishing plantlife from island residents, and seem to attack any biological lifeforms in their vicinity. Residents are encouraged to run, hide, or fight their way to safety. Omens from the sky. Omens from the land. Subroutine six nine nine n̵i̶n̶e̴ ̷n̵i̴n̷e̴ ̴n̶i̵n̴e̷... The plants will wreak havoc on the island for one week until sex acts stabilize the outgrowth, ultimately resulting in safer variants that can be gathered for food or simply admired as local fauna... although the aforementioned devilish plantlife can still be found every so often. The Augur will be offline during these events. It will not respond to questions in person or sent to it via bracelets. When the plants have calmed down, so too will the robots. We apologize for the inconvenience. Decontamination protocols have been completed; subroutine deleted. Please feel free to plot in the comments here; there will be no event log.N A V I G A T I O N |
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Canon: code geass
A5: here. hurt/comfort & size diff are in progress or otherwise spoken for, but everything else is free game.
Permissions: here. tl;dr? both m/m and m/f are lovely, spare me the truly Wild Shit like blueberrification and i'll indulge p much anything else. both suzaku's ic kinks and my own are here for the ogling.
Plans:
–is it raining? NEVER FEAR, NOODLE BOY FEATURING GIANT ROBOT IS HERE. suzaku will be roaming around in his not-gundam during the storm and trying to keep his shitty church from flooding. feel free to hide in it and help him eat the fish he caught way too many of... but also hey, look at all this suspect fruit he's found, why not be bold and sample it with him?
–additionally, he'll be looking for people caught up in the flood who are in need of help. if they're injured, suzaku knows enough first aid to get them patched up. this is not the sexy nurse you asked for, but the one who'll keep you alive.
–love darts and passionfruit! i'm open to having suzaku affected by either of these or ""assisting"" others who've taken a dart to the ass. the passionfruit is what you want if having your character fiercely guarded and borderline obsessed over sounds like a good time. the yan extreme is...... ALSO SOMETHING I'M OPEN TO, but you don't want that, trust me.
–on the whole, i'm looking to knock out some bingo squares. if we've got any in common or you'd like help with your own, i'm here for it!
side note: i likely won't be putting up a log of my own due to irl obligations, but i'll set up private logs and write starters as needed! 👌👌
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COME HERE PRETTY LADY, suzaku's met McGriddle and Daft Punk already so clearly he needs to bang all the present members of gjalalalallarhorn.
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that's literally where he ran into his other two gundam ""friends"" so he'll conclude that the hangar is cursed upon his next visit, but alright, he'll be there!! were you looking to check off any squares in particular for julieta? 🤔
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let's turn this what if into an absolutely, wink wink. i've been itching to throw suzaku at mcgillis again!!
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COME AT ME. Although I guess I should ask which party is going yan... or both. Both would be funny. Battle of the yans.
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WE MAKIN IT HAPPEN
Not sure where we want this to go down but dramatic battle out in the field sounds good to me. McGillis is sticking with Vidar for the rainy bits (HISSSSSS) but probably wandered out and made Bad Life Choices after that.
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dramatic field battle sounds like a plan. suzaku will come armed with NOTHING BUT HIS THIGHS, PREPARE YOURSELF. it's fine, i'm sure McGriddle will be in a fine mood after dealing with his ex (??? god i dont even know, i can't believe i have to watch ibo now)
I AM DOWN TO START WHENEVER YOU ARE, i can write something up in a bit or if you want to do the honors i'll hop right on it!
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P.S. I'm still crying over McGriddle, thanks. I guess that's one more McPun for the road.
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dude i have so many more but i've defaulted to calling him McNuggies and I have to restrain myself from calling him that in tags. his name just lends itself so well to these puns...
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Uh UHHHHH we've both got competition on our A5s so i think we could easily capitalize on that if you'd like to knock out a square! maybe they both got hit by the love dart and bump into each other in the midst of trying to sweat out the effects?
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lmao work grabbed me and squeezed everything out of me the last several days, but i'm still doing for having them knock down the competition square if you're still interested? OTHERWISE I UNDERSTAND AHSHDF other opportunities in the future will arise
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that's alright, don't worry about it! i think it'd be best to handwave our current thread since the outcome seems pretty likely to be "ex-military workout buds", if you're fine with that.
beyond that, if you want to plot something out when you have the time to spare, i'm on discord at Milky#8773 👌