Sun's out. Cock's out. Let's party. (Responsibly. In moderation. Don't do drugs.)
THE LIGHT REBORN Bruno is reluctant to leave his very simple beachside shack with a gas stove, working toilet, and one fat dog instead of a lock on the door. But he'll go to the apartment. Open every door. Without knocking. Maybe take a bath in one of those showers (without locking). Take some welcome baskets and supplies with him on the way out. Who knows? He probably has to leave some fliers around for his new bar too.
SET THE STAGE What is he even going to do? Bruno's going to attempt this dance, for starters. He's not very good at it. He shall be taking requests. Wanna see him juggle his own decapitated head? Suck his own dick? Sky's the limit.
IN YOUR DREAMS Bruno Bucciarati enters your room at the break of dawn screaming about how it's time to fish, and drags you to the beach. That's it. That's the dream. He will be a supportive bro to anyone who's dreams he walks into. Might nag you into getting your life together. What a hypocrite.
Bruno Bucciarati | Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (mob edition)
Character: Bruno Bucciarati
Canon: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
A5 Card: With your help, we can fuck a yacht into existence
Sun's out. Cock's out. Let's party. (Responsibly. In moderation. Don't do drugs.)
THE LIGHT REBORN
Bruno is reluctant to leave his very simple beachside shack with a gas stove, working toilet, and one fat dog instead of a lock on the door. But he'll go to the apartment. Open every door. Without knocking. Maybe take a bath in one of those showers (without locking). Take some welcome baskets and supplies with him on the way out. Who knows?
He probably has to leave some fliers around for his new bar too.
SET THE STAGE
What is he even going to do? Bruno's going to attempt this dance, for starters. He's not very good at it. He shall be taking requests.
Wanna see him juggle his own decapitated head? Suck his own dick? Sky's the limit.
FEAST AND BE...
Beef eaters, please rail him. Ladies, please peg him. Thanks.
IN YOUR DREAMS
Bruno Bucciarati enters your room at the break of dawn screaming about how it's time to fish, and drags you to the beach. That's it. That's the dream.
He will be a supportive bro to anyone who's dreams he walks into. Might nag you into getting your life together. What a hypocrite.
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